Accidentally triggered Siri on my laptop somehow and I told Siri to piss off and I think I hurt its feelings.

"Paris zoo unveils the 'blob', an organism with no brain but 720 sexes."

Let's hope it gets Internet access, so we can finally get rid of gender drop-downs in web forms.

reuters.com/article/us-france-

If you work for Facebook, I implore you to consider options elsewhere. I bet it looks good on a resume. For now.

Zuck and FB's leaders are determined to profit from becoming an even more dangerous weapon to further dismantle democracy and society.

Please don't help them.

Real convo with my spouse:

Me: "I know the contractor will be coming back because he left his ladder here."
[without missing a beat]
Her: "Oh good, so we have co-ladder-al"

I laughed so hard.

Home to supper, and to bed, it being my wedding night, but how many years I cannot tell; but my wife says ten.

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