@pgs thanks. Still having trouble walking but making progress.

fact: I only know how to use about 10 emojis. The rest, to me, are enigmatic runes that I do not understand

Kid has started watching Dora the Explorer and I've noticed she spends whole episodes aiding kings, queens, princes, and princesses. Dora is an unapologetic and enthusiastic monarchist.

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Contacted Travel Channel today after seeing an ad for Alabama and told them I will be boycotting them and their advertisers until they pull the ads. Fuck Alabama.

Been laid up with acute sciatica for 7 days and counting. Can’t sit, stand or walk. Haven’t had any coffee, beer, or cannabis either. Really is hell.

I’m really excited about the last episode of Game of Thrones ... so people will STFU about it.

First Sight - Philip Larkin

Lambs that learn to walk in snow
When their bleating clouds the air
Meet a vast unwelcome, know
Nothing but a sunless glare.
Newly stumbling to and fro
All they find, outside the fold,
Is a wretched width of cold.

As they wait beside the ewe,
Her fleeces wetly caked, there lies
Hidden round them, waiting too,
Earth’s immeasurable surprise.
They could not grasp it if they knew,
What so soon will wake and grow
Utterly unlike the snow.

One of the only bad things about our rescue dog is that the idiots who mistreated him also didn’t know the difference between lay and lie.

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