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cRISSpr @rissamindi@mastodon.social

I'm not the funniEST, but the more humor/comedy accounts I check out, the more I realize I'm relatively pretty damn funny

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Me: Sometimes after a wank I get a headache.

Dr Dre: I’m not that sort of doctor.

*lack of sleep schedule i n t e n s i f i e s*

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I need neck surgery and am trying to raise funds online to complement offline efforts, because my medical insurance will not cover all the costs. Any assistance will be appreciated.

gofundmesa.co.za/julias-neck-s

I can't wait until I move into my new apartment with my roommate's cat and my roommate but mostly her cat

where are all the other cool fun nice girls on this site hi let's be friends!

soundcloud.com/blynesound/arou found a really chill song, i'm pretty sure this band is gonna blow up soon

Well well well, if it isn't my own neurotransmitters

👹 🔪 🍆 me @ anyone thirst following me

Do I just replicate some of my better tweets now? Is it acceptable to toot about the founding fathers and eggs here

hello world this is an interesting interface