o fuk i forgot more interest tags Show more
hello again i am bored #weirdtwitter come be my friend !! my tags: Show more
I'm not the funniEST, but the more humor/comedy accounts I check out, the more I realize I'm relatively pretty damn funny
Me: Sometimes after a wank I get a headache.
Dr Dre: I’m not that sort of doctor.
*lack of sleep schedule i n t e n s i f i e s*
I need neck surgery and am trying to raise funds online to complement offline efforts, because my medical insurance will not cover all the costs. Any assistance will be appreciated.
I can't wait until I move into my new apartment with my roommate's cat and my roommate but mostly her cat
where are all the other cool fun nice girls on this site hi let's be friends!
https://soundcloud.com/blynesound/around-you found a really chill song, i'm pretty sure this band is gonna blow up soon
Well well well, if it isn't my own neurotransmitters
👹 🔪 🍆 me @ anyone thirst following me
Do I just replicate some of my better tweets now? Is it acceptable to toot about the founding fathers and eggs here
hello world this is an interesting interface