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I'm RJ! I live in Wisconsin as a software developer at a big company. Some of my interests include:

* Small Form Factor PCs
* Retro electronics
* Magic: The Gathering
* Cats
* My fiancée
* World of Warcraft
* Beer

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I think the US military should invade Texas to protect all the women who are being oppressed by their authoritarian government implementing religious law.

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"How to start a revolution as a programmer:"

submitted by Mithgroth

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Appreciated this little gem on a form I was completing. As an ardent rule-follower, I was happy to oblige.

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IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
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seeing a lot of talk today about people who only visit this website once every few months. that's definitely not me don't worry please do not look at my posting patterns

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i think if i was being chased by a secret agent, policeman, etc, i would simply run from them to an underground station, crossing the tracks just as a train was passing by such that my pursuer's line of sight of me would be interrupted, subsequently revealing me to have vanished entirely once the train has gone. seems easy

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Me, a fool: Well, the fall of Rome is a very complex question that we still don't have a full answer to, perhaps a mixture of disases, climate change, inability to shift with changes and a general shift eastward of the power dynamic...
You, wise: It was currency issue that could have been solved with Bitcoin!

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So, I just asked the tech guy at one of our clients why every other PDFs I receive from them have been scanned as images. Everyone there is using the latest MS Word. All you have to do is Save As PDF. Apparently one there, won't do that. They print the Word Doc from their workstation to a printer in another room; then walk across that room to a copy machine; scans the document; and then sends the scan, now an image PDF, from the copier back to their workstation.

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me: *opening windows terminal*
nvidia geforce experience: Hello Gamer!!! Press Alt Z to Capture EPOIC Gameplay

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forget antihistamines; i want pro-histamines. i want Drug That Makes U Sneeze More

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