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you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

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its called Fall because each year, million of americans throw their old, superfluous iphone out of the window when the brand new one arrives. they litter the streets and gradually rot into a kind of aluminum-tin-lithium-ion-fiberglass mulch. back to the Planet

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Meta take, centralization vs decentralization Show more

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mirorr selfie Show more

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some of tyhem were witches, but some were not. even the one's who were'n't they knew a triagonal house when they saw one

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found this wholesome meme on the wall of a 750-year-old pub

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*me, at the job interview* hell yeah I know about Website

starting an excitin new project with a person i kinda admire, really excited about it??? hav not done anything colaborative in quite a long time, i guess since my rp days

trying not to freak them out with my enthusiasm although i *think* its mutual lol

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annoyed PSA Show more

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finally found the master control switch for the season

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me: the truth is, i gotta love mike oldfields lead guitar sound. guitarists hate it, theres no rock & roll to it at all, it barely even sounds like a guitar. thats why its so good. thats the real punk ro--

*distant sirens wailing*

me: ah fuck its the Tone Police

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