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"baron trump" is a cartoon villain name. there is no more evil name for captain, leader, etc. than "baron", and trump means "victory over others". baron trump is the evil versoin of captain victory

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imagine having a catgirl gf

imagine her trying to knock food out of your hands while you try to make it

imagine her looking out the window at some birds whispering to herself, "what the fuck. what the FUCK."

imagine her running around at like 3am for no reason

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I thought detective pikachu was a joke somebody was doing on twitter as a hyperbolic example of the kind of thing the kids have now which they don’t get, i didn’t know it’s real wtf?

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i think generation z, having no memory of it, is going to revive the new age/ufo crossover subculture of the 1970s and 1980s

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look at my extremely cinematic girlfriend @roadrunner

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*we screech to a halt. i get out the map*

this is bat country. we can't stop here, because its daytime, and there won't be any bats for hours

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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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cars have turned human existence into a hellscape but they give people the illusion of freedom so it's impossible to say if they're bad or not
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tip that works for me for when executive functioning is really low or on the fritz Show more

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time to start listening to christmas carols folks

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