I'm not a data hydrologist, but I believe if you have too much data in your data lake, you can just make the data dam taller.

Jamie Dimon is definitely running for president.

*asphyxiates on his own vomit*

Why do all the music apps totally suck? I follow artists. I don't follow albums, I don't follow playlists, I don't follow songs. No one is a fan of Yellow Submarine. No one is a fan of "60s Rock". They are fans of The Beetles. Why don't you tell me when I need to know things about the artists I like?

I wish there were more folks on Mastodon. Or that there was a better discovery mechanism.

There’s no way the person that designs the Apple TV remote app for iPhone has an iPhone X and it really bums me out.

Every time I use the toaster at work I sing Simon and Garfunkle... “Hello...”

WTB multi-instance Mastodon Client for iOS and MacOS please don't make me beg.

As seen on a resume in 2018 "Sun Microsystems Certified Java Developer"

Me, in a coffee shop, standing with my back against the wall, 10ft from the counter...
Portlanders: “Are you in line?”

I'm still not sure I actually understand how Mastodon works. Is there a reason to join multiple instances?

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