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Critics say he's a devilishly handsome young man with a cardboard box for a head. Transhumanists call him a staunch anti-robot-rights activist who must be stopped at any cost. His doodles are up on display on the wall behind some obscure museum in Paris no one ever heard of. Born and bred a metalhead, he's also a three-time mosh pit champion. He is... a mildly interesting man somewhere in the world.

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This is even worse! Content isn't even put behind a menu when not full screen; it's HIDDEN! Pretending it doesn't exist!

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Is it that hard for people to believe that anything smaller than a full screen 1920x1080 is not a mobile device? Stop making me have to maximize my browser just to see crap you've put behind "mobilie-friendly design", Web designers.

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@rocx The chest opens slowly with a creak to reveal its contents:
A Spellbook. πŸ“–

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Tired: "the Python programming language"

Wired: Parseltongue

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@bhtooefr I write HTML5 for the sole reason that I can type the doctype without having to look it up first.

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never feel guilty about ad-blocking. ads are extremely predatory in many ways

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node dot js enables people who know nothing about programming but are trained in frontend dev to work on backend code and this is such a bad idea on so many levels

you don't hire an electrician to do your plumbing (unless he's also a plumber)

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Everyone must be devestated about a lack of Waluigi in the new Smash Bros. since I have been approached by three different people about it.

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If you're still an undergrad, make sure you pay a visit to your college/university's library. Turns out and aren't as rare as I thought.

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It's stuff like that last boost (about Firefox turning on Cloudflare as DNS resolver just... like that, by default) that make me really want to abandon even the web browser and start again with something simpler.

Our browsers are too complicated now and we can't trust the companies making them.

I know that's a dumb idea because everything's so super-complicated now that no human could possibly start from scratch, but....

... we thought that before the 6502, and before Linux, right?

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"NOW: That's What I Call Music" is the incarnation of evil itself.

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"4. Do not mention foxes or chunky bacon." -- blog.baturin.org/introduction-

Sheesh. Someone has a beef with poignant guides to programming languages.

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Now it is safe to say I am one of those dorks who handle their mail with too. A basic mu4e + mbsync configuration. Maybe set it up for multiple accounts later.

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Oh Mr. Sandman, send me a dream~
Send me a dream where I BEAT THE TITLE BELT OUT OF YOU!

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Man what good does changing the zoom of a page do if all that's going to change is the font size 1pt per 20% zoom?

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Is it really that hard for y'all hosers to accept that people *want* targeted advertising? Anecdotally, more people are in favor than they are apathetic about it (but not by much).

If you want to continue your "rarr soshul meedya bad!" tirade, you need to convince them; show them that their information is indeed being sold (thus proof) and demonstrate how it can be used in ill will.

Otherwise, everyone is excited how much more relevant things are getting to them while we fight a losing battle.

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Guess it pays to figure out the strategy. Wiggle his eyebrows, go for the face, but don't hit up on the pad too early or else he'll block. Get that star! Then once you've stunned him in a counter attack, go for the super punch! How one took him down from ΒΎ bar of health beats me.

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