My Christmas Eve: Scrolling through the YouTube app and wondering if I should tap on "Dying Chimp Says Goodbye to Old Friend."

Call your doctor if your election lasts more than four days.

Roger H. boosted

My full Pewvember archive is up! For best results, hit all the play buttons at random and flail your limbs about wildly.
phooky.name/pewvember/2019/pew
#pewvember

Roger H. boosted

This is a hoot, a Star Trek Read-Along Adventure without any of the dialogue or music from the movie. The uploader set it to footage from the movie. youtu.be/y1xcWLV0atg

Roger H. boosted

Actually, the farmer is named Bingo. The farmer's dog is called Bingo's Monster

Show thread
Roger H. boosted

285 days since Space Force was founded. 285 days without an alien invasion. Think about it.

Now I can retire replicants while making everyone's safety my top priority.

Roger H. boosted

your periodic reminder that the solution to all the embedded racial and cultural problems in emoji is not to use emoji

Show older
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!