gonna be working as a server at a restaurant for the first time soon

any pro tips?

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I'm such a gamer :P loving playing Super Smash Melee! 😁

i͍̞͕͙̠̣͈f̪͡ ͕̩͎̳̥̪͝Í͙̪ ̧̮̥̺̤c̷͙̝̬̝̤̻̰o̷̪̬̣͎̮̠u̩̮͉̰̙ḻ̯̮̲̰͈ͅd͕̖̤̪̖̣̙ ̣̺̖̀f̙̬̫̹̣͔a̘͉͙l̴͕l̨̤̮̳͕ͅ
̦̹̼̘̯
͎͖̖̣͖i̲̫͍̹̼̦͕nto̤͜ ̝̥̰̀a͚̘̱͕̘͚ ͓͚̯͎͈w̞̖͜è̬l̦͎̥̙̗͇̥͜l͙̜͡

̴̳̮͔͖ͅd̟̘͖̮͈o̲̤̤̺̪͖̲͠ ͔̲͢y͝ǫ͚͙u̲̺̗ t̸̬͚̠̳̻̦h͖̜iǹ̻k̴̻̰̼̥̯͔ ̜G͙̜̖͇̱̖o̙̞͚̦̜̩̠d̥̘̦
̞̭͍̳̪̯ṇ̟̝͕͟w̶o̡u̧̼̺̻̟͉ͅḽ̷͖̩d̴ ̬̳̰̬͞f̲͍͙̣̖á͔l͉͈͉̺̪͘l̟͚̯̤̻̖ ̳̖̲̗̳̻̩a̞͘s͔̺͟ ̜̬̼̳̯̫w҉͉̞̮̺ͅͅe̼̞l͉͙͡l͖͖͔̤̠ͅ?҉̳͇̹̱̹
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͖͍͙̱̯̺̦y̯̬o̷̯̪̬̥u̢̟̻̤͎’̢̞ḓ̝͔ ̷͔̳̲̮̤k̙͎̪̭̳n̡͉̙̺̖̞̣̙ơ̲w̫ ̴͈̫͓t͙͖͉̲̘͙ͅh͘a̢̭̼t̻̗̫ Į̟̝̩’̮͇̻͝ͅd̳̣̠͓ ̸͎̲̻̹w̥͡a̼̺͉̭̝̗ĺ͍̪͇̙̘k̘͢ ̶̲̭̻ͅa̖̯̼͙̺͈ ̰̺̲́t̻̮͎̙ḫ̮̮̤̗̞ͅo̯̹̩̖̬̼̰͝u̵s̥̝̺̘͎̜̼a҉n̪̖d̻̥ ̲͟m̯̭̣i͚̤͓̱̠̣͓͞l̯̱̺̤͖ę̠͖͎͙̹s͏̘͎̬̩̠̝ ͇̗͓̣͢ͅi̜̰͚̰̥͠f̠̗̙̬̜ ̷̺̰͖̤̖̥͇I̛ ͈̭͍̠̼̳̹͟c̘o͏̖̞͚̠̳̹ͅu͞l̦̞͖d̟̩
̞̲̙͍̼̳
͇̙̜j͏̫͓͙u͈͓̮͔̺̹s̟͎̟̬ͅt̙͓̣̩̱̠ s̘͟e̘̘̠͎̹̼e̘̞̞̠͘ͅͅ ̰̀y͓̦͍͈͍ò̟̭̺̳̫u͖̲̣̠̘̤͠
̤̫͕͟
ͅT̶͚̻̙̳̺̩Ò̙͕̹̲̟̟͍N̻͖̹̞̻̪͜I̮͓͚͉̫̕G̟͇H͚̯̙͎T͇̰̖͓̟͍̰

🎵 Dunana dunana dun 🎶

and I need you

🎵 Dunana ddunana dun 🎵

a̖̟n͏̱͍͕̺ḍ͖͎̹̘ ̗͞I̛̹̖ ͓N̛̪̤̙̥EE̻̙͠D ̘̕y͇̟̝̬͕̬͝o͈̘̟̞̖̭͘u̦̪ͅ

🎵 Dunana ddunana dun 🎵

a̺͟nḑ ͔͚͙͇̗n̺̭̼o̩͔̞ͅw̝̗̮͈ͅ ͖̯̪͍̖I̮ ̢͉̝̳̰̟w̱̪̜̭͇̹o̝͔͍͉̗͓n͢d̰͘e̯̣͙͔̹̝̺r̩͈̰̤̜

staringly blankly ahead

with my eyes

my many, terrible eyes

making my way through the crowd

making my way downtown

walking fast

absurdly fast

apallingly fast

disgustingly, infuriatingly fast

(and I’m homebound)

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People should be held morally responsible for what they say, which means they can't be given a get-out-of-jail-free card by claiming it's a joke. When you make a joke about something, you're still saying something about that thing. Most of the time what you're saying is utterly inconsequential, but sometimes it isn't. In any case, nothing is ever "just a joke" because every joke is a also a statement.

how do people migrate accounts these days anyways

an opt-in directory that’s only based around users grouping themselves based on tags would be great IMO and would go a long way to making Mastodon a place whose primary activity is not Talking About Mastodon and well help form subject-based communities across instances

the popularity/most recently active charts are probably a bad idea IMO

meta, amateur software design speculation 

If I haven’t followed you back, give me a bump and I’ll do it

is there a tag for bug reports/tech support?

bug/issues 

it’s ironic that all the teens are fleeing here after Tumblr closed when (one) of the things that killed Tumblr was an ongoing structural inability to separate minors who want to talk about TV shows from a Library of Alexandria’s worth of amateur porn

like, norms are great, but the fundamental structure of mastodon makes it really difficult if not impossible to enforce that key boundary. the fact is that many porn accounts aren’t going to turn on the NSFW flag unless you force them to

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⚫ My New Band Names ⚫
Snake City
Sloth ASMR
Dragon Pants Explosion
Massive Seagull Uprising
Anal Bones
Screaming at Mice
Melonhawk
The Pre-Packaged Paranormal
Cryptid Club
Nice Snail Dick
Malevolent Bubblegum Glam
Very Small But Still Functional Piñata
Pack of 25 Artificial Lifelike Simulation Small Red Black Cherries Fake Fruit Model Home House Kitchen Party Decoration Desk Ornament
Soulful Danger
Theoretical Giant Turtle
Peppermint for Emos
Ghost Hickies
Mama's Got The Nasty Jam

so I’m putting together a presentation on Detroit: Become Human for my African Americans & The Media course tomorrow and, while we’re on the subject of the expensive misadventures of David Cage, I feel like we should all take a moment and remember together the time when Willem Defoe grounded a young goth Ellen Page and she took out her feelings on her guitar mastodon.social/media/_wTA1Kfq mastodon.social/media/wRiYHvOq

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