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I am legally not allowed to tell you how far in the future you have to travel to be safe.

Security Tip: if you travel in time to before 4.28 billion years ago there will be no people to steal your information

Have you ever just workshopped a post for a while, trying to get it to tootable quality?

George Rail Road Martin is a “”Captain of Industry”” (aka robber baron)

Gonna start calling things ‘frito’ instead of ‘cool’

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@Spacedrake yo, if you think about it, dying is kinda fucked up bro

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"Remember: If it's not ISO 8601, it's not a date, it's just hanging out"

Who the hell is Bryce Youngquist and what is he doing in my suitcase?

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We work, we eat together, we need no swords :_earth:

We will not bow to the masters or pay rent to the lords :ancom_star:

We are free people, though we are poor :fediverse:

Solapunx stand up for the future stand up now :greensun:

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RT @Niramou_@twitter.com

guys please stop with the “we dont know who created minecraft its just a mystery” jokes. it’s really inappropriate and disrespectful to erase someone’s legacy like that, especially considering all the hard work hatsune miku put into creating minecraft all on her own

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Niramou_/status/11

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IF YOU DONT retoot THIS THEN YOU ARENT an ally

#TransDayofVisibility

United States of America v. An Article of Hazardous Substance Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls

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