The world's got me dizzy again
you'd think after thirtysome years I'd be used to the spin

can you get this poll to 69% and 31% respectively

boost for awareness

Watching the Last Dance and I 💯 guarantee Michael Jordan never LET his kids win at anything. They had to earn that ish

Had one of those horrible, vivid dreams. As if I wasn't having enough trouble sleeping

I'm watching Super Bowl LIV tonight. No spoilers please

I'm drunk as hell on a piano bench
As i press on to the keys
It all gets reversed
The sound of loneliness makes me happier

You're so vain you probably think this global pandemic is about you

80% sure 90% of my my toots have been under the influence

In the sage words of horse ebooks, everything happens so much

My small library supports Hoopla and OverDrive.

Might be a good time to remind folks that your local library likely has a free e-lending program that only requires a library card. Gives you access to e-books, audiobooks, and movies.

it has been really hard to make this appointment to get my teeth pulled. it's like pulling teeth.

I'm craving some high school basketball game popcorn

You know what time it is?

It's Tenacious D time!

2:40am seems about as good a time as any to start reading the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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