2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k
2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.
2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.
I remain convinced there are about two dozen people in this world who could destroy modern networking / computing permanently just by sitting down at the keys and uttering the correct incantation. Every day, they get up, make coffee, log on, and choose to allow the network to continue. For now.
you, a skeptic: magic isn’t real. my phone works by circuits
me, a developer: the internet is a massive anarchic divination ritual and someday the titans who permit magic will change their minds
BORN TO DIE
GENDER IS A FUCK
Snuggle Em All 1989
I am trash they/them
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
Amazon Strike Support Show more
I encourage you to not conduct any transactions w/ Amazo July 16-18:
"The strike will take place at the San Fernando warehouse on the outskirts of Madrid, Amazon’s biggest in Spain, on July 16, 17 and 18, to coincide with a 1-1/2 day sale on the platform."
go outside kids, destroy a drone or something
I cancelled all my Amazon subscriptions today and they gave me a $10 coupon to try and make me happy. Nice try, Capitalists. I’m gonna spend it on a flag and a lighter.
US Pol, 3rd Parties, CA Green For Congress Show more
https://tinyurl.com/y99p38ch (Crowdpac link, w/recent updates)
Donate, volunteer, or boost if you can. Kenneth Mejia is one of the good ones. And not that it would matter to my stubborn self, but there is no GOPper in this race. None. Zip. Nada.
So some sellers are charging $2600 for used books on Amazon.
You know what that is?
Going back in time to about ten years ago, Eve Online used to have the same in their in game market, items priced highly above market value. It was used by in-game currency miners to launder the money.
In The Little Mermaid, Sebastian says 'Jeez, man.' Jeez is a minced oath for Jesus. How does he know that word?
THERE WAS A CRAB JESUS.
Crab Jesus was crucified on a wooden asterisk by Pontius Pilot Whale.
You wouldn't download a cat.
Why do they call them garbage men and not Elon Musk men?
Me: *encrypted file system, linux, uses port 443 at all times possible, ect.*
Comcast: "here's your internet box."
Me: what's the password?
The idea of accidentally dating RMS through a command line dating app
@ WARNING: @
@ YOU ARE YOUR @
@ OWN ASS @
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
Elon Musk invented the free market.
Russians are trying to download my entire site via Gopher, again. https://alexschroeder.ch/wiki?action=tag;id=Russia