When I was trying to quit smoking, I switched to American Spirits, a more ethically and naturally produced cigarette. But they were still cigarettes.
Mastodon is like American Spirits.
I don't wanna kinkshame walmart but https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/WmoOaBIHaOCcIQ4-EJk
People talk about quitting social media with the same phrases they use to talk about quitting smoking. That can't be good. I think we've created a monster.
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I got a letter from my health care company (Zoom Care.) They're going out of business. So I have to find another insurance company just in time for Republicans to end the ACA.
This is exactly what I told liberals would happen eight years ago and they all told me to support our cool President and why so much negativity?
Because liberalism is awful. That's why. Socialism now.
I have no Facebook, no Twitter, for reasons. Mastodon is neat but I'm starting to think that a prison you build yourself is still a prison.
Hi Mastonauts. Have you had enough water? Do you need a break? ❤️
On October 31, 1993 River Phoenix accidentally viewed the printed word "fuck" in a Penthouse magazine and he died instantly. Please don't let this happen again. Protect our celebs from the "F" word.
The Internet must be made safe for celebrities who cannot read the word "fuck" or they melt.
Twitter Rule Number 54: Do not disrespect The Batman.
*western leftist voice* what kind of communist would pick up guns
the perfect footnote when you forgot the source
The Trolley Problem but the group of five people are all tankies.
The Trolley Problem but the trolley is the trolley from Mister Roger's Neighborhood and the people on the tracks are the puppets and they are screaming for you to save them.
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Trump's approval ratings continue to plummet and he doesn't care because the Democrats show no sign of organizing to defeat him. He had the worst poll numbers of the two candidates in the 2016 election and he won anyway. He's going for broke and doing hugely unpopular bullshit that will mobilize his base because that's all he needs to do to win since absolutely no one meaningfully opposes him.
Trump is playing checkers while Democrats are playing with themselves.