2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.
@Elizafox Black Mirror Deleted Episode: In the future you have to pay to not be toast.
@rotatingskull *playing doom on my hat pin*
@rotatingskull If we don't receive our money in 3 min, your toast is #TOAST
"We've set this toaster to burn toast to cinders. Pay $500 to receive the password to change this setting."
*buys a new toaster*
@rotatingskull 2018: your toaster is now mining ToastCoin for some dudes in North Korea.
Which isn't that bad, actually, since it makes it hotter, toast gets toasted sooner.
@rotatingskull Why is the toaster suddenly running XP