2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k
2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.
2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.

@Elizafox Black Mirror Deleted Episode: In the future you have to pay to not be toast.

@rotatingskull

"We've set this toaster to burn toast to cinders. Pay $500 to receive the password to change this setting."

*buys a new toaster*

@rotatingskull 2018: your toaster is now mining ToastCoin for some dudes in North Korea.

Which isn't that bad, actually, since it makes it hotter, toast gets toasted sooner.

@rotatingskull I mean, toasters are currently being used for ddos attacks so like, its a small step

@rotatingskull The day I added a printer to a computer running Linux was the day I knew I could do anything. Anything.

@rotatingskull
If you want to see your beloved toast ever again send 0.1839573 bitcoins to this address
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