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"Now, be aware that Mountain Dew is a little different up here. The amount of caffeine it has in the States is literally illegal here."
@rotatingskull Seriously, though, this is true. I used to play at being an asshole and then I really was an asshole for quite some time.
A giant red SUV just cut me off in the middle of an intersection. Yes he changed lanes in an intersection which is definitely illegal and dangerous and a total asshole maneuver, and a cop car was right there. I looked at the hero inside and he was…
checking his phone.
Cops are useless at best. Disband the police force permanently.
lol, even Esquire, the boringest magazine of all time, thinks Democrats are bloodless, capitalist ghouls. https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22519530/moderate-democrats-2020-progressives/
In the olden days, journalists at least had the pretense of elite access. They could talk to people I would never meet. They were on the inside of some social system inaccessible to me, and they could tell me its secrets.
Now CNN reads Twitter aloud. We really don’t need this “service” at all. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTcIzLk880
Report from me watching television once yearly. I see that Chris Cilizza (the guy who called Hillary Clinton a “mad bitch”) is predicing that Joe Biden will be the nominee in 2020 as he also reads Trump’s tweets. On television. Because that is a good use of television, to read the internet to me.
Happy Jesus, take the wheel.
your approachable friend headspin who is very not a downer in truth please do not look behind this mask thank
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