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wtf has happened to mastodon today?

yesterday every toot was all "hi my toots are stored in the balls "

today seems to be "hi i am a cop and proud! looking forward to 'tooting' with you folks he he he" "hi i'm an investment banker - cool eh? can't wait to do lots of toots with you, my new pals!"

Today’s energy drink...

i'm not 100% convinced it's the healthiest thing in the world but i have now found my dream takeaway:

* paneer manjurian
* onion pakoda
* veechu paratha

name a more iconic trio. i'll wait.

i must've done something right because the ratio of shitposting to birdsite comparisons on my feed is now weighted more heavily towards the former.

please do not boost

I have a question that mastodon is probably off the beaten track enough for. I've been having some problems with my mental health recently, anxiety, depression, stuff like that. In the last few days I've been catching up with people I manage who I've not talked to in a while as I've basically tried to make myself absent when I've been unable to cope. My strategy in these catch ups has been to be pretty honest. But is this the right thing to do? Should you be honest about MH as a manager?

My first and most popular song. In which I reveal my jealousy of small dogs. Why do they seem to enjoy the world so happily and so simply? Why can't i? https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/small-dogs

This was me making an attempt to learn how to make "proper" music, but in the end I realised I'd rather just carry on making "trash", thank you very much. Still like it tho. https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/raining-cats-and-dogs

It's pretty suspicious that we just assume that dogs exist tbh. What did we do to deserve them? Nothing, that's what. It's more likely they don't exist than they do. That's what this song is about: https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/we-dont-deserve-dogs

Did you know that there's no evidence for sniffer dogs? It's all bullshit. They're just there to legitimize the racism of the police. This is a song about that. https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/sniff-butts-not-bombs

Mark E Smith died recently, and I was sad about it despite him being a dickhead. This is a song about it: https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/i-think-my-dog-is-the-reincarnation-of-mark-e-smith

This is a song about my mum's dog, Molly, learning how to swim for the first time thanks to some... help... from me. She's not got long left, poor doggy. https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/molly-loves-swimming

This is a song about how tired I've been by everything recently. Too much is happening. I'm tired. It's called "Dog Tired": https://soundcloud.com/rsslldnphy/dog-tired

Chronological order or reverse chronological order? It's hard.

It's from the birdsite, but this describes my aesthetic 110%: