It's like the last person to sit at this desk was allergic accuracy and generally being competent at basic administrative tasks. I've more or less managed so far but today has broken me.

WHY ARE THERE TWO SEPARATE CODES FOR RUFFORTH SCHOOL? WHY DO WE HAVE SEPARATE LETTERS CONTAINING DATES AND REGISTRATION LINKS RESPECTIVELY? HOW THE SHITTING CHRIST HAS ANY OF THIS HAPPENED?

After I eventually clear through this backlog of incompetency (which will genuinely take months) I am going to go on an efficiency rampage.

Currently experiencing that horrible sinking feeling after you've been in a new job for a whole month and you're only now grasping the full extent to which your predecessor has ballsed everything up.

I would like to join a smaller instance without running multiple accounts but my unique blend of geekery, avant-garde , obscure recommendations, enthusiasm and general spaffery make it hard to find one that's a good fit. Any suggestions?

Generally speaking I oppose the death penalty, but I may be willing to make an exception for IT support staff who call me "buddy".

Grinding through today's office gruntwork with the aid of some lovely angular . These chaps ought to be far better known in circles.

youtu.be/79Tnxc3ofCE

I’ll never forgive the internet for training a generation of artists and writers to call what they make “content.”

Boxes have contents. You’re a fucking ARTIST. You make ART. Own it.

Can anyone recommend me a good self-help book about how to get out of the bed?

Just had my arse handed to me with ruthless efficiency by Mrs Moon during a game of . Thank goodness she's never been tempted to use that mind of hers for evil.

Final thoughts on Invasion of the Dinosaurs. 

Getting through my last hour at work with the aid of some rich, juicy Keneally. youtu.be/GcxFZxJDyZk

Sure I'm young at heart, but I'm very very old at lower back

fans of Mastodon - what are your current top 10 bands? Here's mine:

1. Cardiacs
2. Gentle Giant
3. Hatfield & the North
4. Magma
5. Van der Graaf Generator
6. Focus
7. Henry Cow
8. Gong
9. Bubblemath
10. Yes

Politics, Labour Party, Electoral Reform 

just a reminder

doing hashtags #LikeThis as opposed to #likethis

makes it easier to read for everyone, but especially so for folks with screen readers. if each work isn’t capitalized, their reader tries to read it as one word

be kind and willing to make small changes to make the fediverse more accessible for all

Watching Invasion of the Dinosaurs feels a bit like a "before they were famous" moment for that guy in the Chewits adverts.

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