If everyone could just reschedule this Christmas party to when I'm feeling more extroverted and turn the music down slightly please

It turns out that the common denominator for the few people I love most in this world is that they're obsessed with Janelle Monรกe?

McKinsey Christmas party tonight and it's usually a banger so I've gone all out. Currently reviewing pull requests in a tweed three-piece

RT @TheMERL@twitter.com: whatever else 2018 has been, it's been a pretty good year for going from a fairly obscure museum in south east England to a global thicc boi distributor so here are some highlights

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheMERL/status/107

Every other tech company out there desperately trying to get their software installed on your machine, and Apple's going hard in the other direction, sneakily uninstalling or disabling Xcode every time I update anything.

I can't believe that Kara was my @codebar@twitter.com student once and now she's on her second dev job already, and is now CONSULTING other people on how to do their jobs! They grow up so fast :')
RT @KiraArghy@twitter.com Lads I'm working at Formidable ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/KiraArghy/status/1

Blue Christmas is the new Red Wedding
RT @DanielHewittITV@twitter.com BIGGEST LOL OF THE DAY: Itโ€™s the Conservative Party Christmas party tonight.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/st

Tonight's @codebar@twitter.com workshop at @quantumblack@twitter.com has a lot of students and not a lot of coaches. If you can make it, please do consider signing up before 3pm today! codebar.io/workshops/1010

Does anyone remember sunshine, or what it's like to be dry? I'm starting to forget

A typical West End Show needs to charge ยฃ27.92 per ticket to break even. So if you buy a discounted ยฃ15 ticket, youโ€™re being paid almost ยฃ13 to sit through the show. thestage.co.uk/features/2018/t

Emansihstahw the Forgetful
RT @goulcher@twitter.com Your Viking name is your first name spelt backwards + "the" *your worst trait*

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/goulcher/status/10

TIL: Men whoโ€™ve experienced earthquakes are willing to take more risks and gamble more. Women show no such effect. [Chie Hanaoka et al, 2018]

Half-tempted to quickly move to the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ to use my newfound privilege before it disappears

It says "EU RIGHT TO RESIDE" on the back. If you squint you can almost see the ellipsis at the end

๐ŸŽ‰ย My permanent residence card just arrived! ๐ŸŽ‰

RT @seldo@twitter.com: A world with a single browser made by Google would be just as dangerous as the world with one browser made by Microsoft was. Mozilla's role in the world just became even more crucial.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/seldo/status/10699

RT @lingerie_addict@twitter.com: In the future, people will talk about digital colonialism, and how America exported its values on sex and nudity globally vis a vis social media, search engines, and payment processors. twitter.com/samleecole/status/

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/lingerie_addict/st

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