pronouncing "buttigieg" correctly is neoliberal

calling government a gerontocracy is the same kind of lazy analysis as blaming the ills of capitalism on boomers and its shortcomings will be just as apparent when the levers of power come under the control of reactionaries who happen to be ‘90s kids

@QuietMisdreavus V jbhyq nffhzr vg dhvgf gur punyyratr, nf va gur CP irefvba, gb cerirag purngvat ol fbyivat fghss juvyr cnhfrq

my opinion on voting 

the solution to the difficult spelling and pronunciation of bourgeoisie is to eliminate the class so we can stop talking about it

rust, music 

sometimes mastodon scrolls right when you're faving something. When that new post is also good it's like winning the lottery

when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

#knitting / #crochet / #weaving / etc is the act of taking a 1-dimensional object and turning it into a 2- or even 3- dimensional one

In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

Fascism, cry for help 

Why limit yourself to one set of knuckle tats?

With implantable LED displays you could display any arbitrary knuckle tat at any time!

You could even have them scroll for more characters!


Ich habe 99 Probleme und sie sind alle Luftbalonnen.

one of the nice things about working at a university is that sometimes you walk by groups of 10 people all staring at a tree and taking notes about it

Let me tell you a secret to increase your test coverage 

good design: the developers of N++ found that a lot of playtesters felt like they sucked at the game because they kept dying, so they made it so that the demos that play on the title screen are all of the character failing. you'll never see the ninja on the menu reach the exit. it's as if to say "don't worry, you're supposed to die a lot. you'll get there."

hilarious design: as you play the game, those demos get replaced with your own fuckups

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