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🎶 It goes like this:
the fourth, the fifth
The third was called
Tokyo Drift
The second was
the first to feature Luda 🎶

(parent death mention) 

🎶 I heard there was
an all-star cast
That drove furiously
and fast
But you don’t care for
action movies, do ya? 🎶

🎶 It goes like this:
the fourth, the fifth
The third was called
Tokyo Drift
The second was
the first to feature Luda 🎶

*pulls out bible*

Kids, let me tell you about the ORIGINAL “Bachelor in Paradise”...

*puts away bible*

The year was 2014. Producers at ABC decided to spin off their wildly popular reality TV franchise, The Bachelor/ette, as a less-structured but still elimination-based summertime competition show. You see,

valid to provide well-formed and semantically correct inputs

Portrait of the Artist as Another Artist

Guitar Hero but instead of a guitar it’s a PC keyboard and instead of your favorite rock songs you’re tapping out the corresponding Pitchfork reviews of their albums

the “pleasure center of the brain”,
oh, you mean the Mirth Canal?

72-hour afterparty with this 5K “Finisher” medal like it’s Olympic gold

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Podmast, a web tool to convert your Mastodon feed into a fake podcast feed.
Why? Because {{enormous shrug}}
grudlux.com/podmast

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