@nevertoots Boosting hourly until this hits 10,000 followers

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Hello all, I don’t mean to beg, but please PLEASE follow my very important NeverToots @nevertoots
🤖 🤐 🙏

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Podmast, a web tool to convert your Mastodon feed into a fake podcast feed.
Why? Because {{enormous shrug}}
grudlux.com/podmast

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man on the moon
with a horrible face
every night
he scrapes his bloody knife
and looks at me
and says
he's going to kill me
sure wish I could get away from
that awful man on the moon
- REM, "man on the moon"

Anybody know a monosyllabic synonym for scoundrel? (Asking for a fiend)

The days of the week didn’t have names before the Happy Days theme song came out 💫

@jouns Did this mention resurrect @jouns back to regularly posting? 🤔 @darius This will only hasten the end times!

The world is going to end Nine Billion Names style, when @jouns finally produces ‘jortmanteau’

MERGEDOME: two files enter, one file leaves (provided they have been changed in non-conflicting ways, otherwise they both leave for MANUALRESOLUTIONDOME)

Touk boosted

Hello all, I don’t mean to beg, but please PLEASE follow my very important NeverToots @nevertoots
🤖 🤐 🙏

Sometimes a song is so good, it gets you out of bed early, because you can’t wait to hear it

🔊 🔊 🔊

diffing the Windows vs Linux codebases, to see if they’re really all that different 🔍

NORMALDOME: two men enter, two men leave

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