rysiek ✅ @rysiek@mastodon.social

Off to the party now. Because, why not.

Did a 15min talk at #PDFCEE18 on how completely fscked technology is.

Slides: http://rys.io/static/make-technology-great-again.pdf

Script: http://rys.io/static/make-technology-great-again-script.pdf

Yes, I did sip from a flask on-stage at slide 49 (screen).

Yes, I need to set-up HTTPS on my blog. ;)

#InfoSec

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And since I am already on my shitposting spree...

I approve of this:
http://hackthepatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/172962219817

Working on the presentation. About 40 slides with different breaches and security fails so far. Here's the slide that comes immediately after them.

#InfoSec

Hey #InfoSec! I am doing a 15min talk at #PDFCEE2018[1] and plan on doing a 3min rant on the state of information, software, and hardware security.

Give me your favorite and most mind-boggling InfoSec fails.

I already have a neat list, but I want these 3 minutes to be constant barrage of infosec fails. Everything from Cambridge Analytica slurping FB data en masse down to Meltdown and Spectre.

The presentation will be published under CC By-SA for all to enjoy.

[1] https://pdfcee.pl

zuck, yugoslav wars

nice. @io

"The newspaper reported that FBI agents seized records relating to several issues, including a $130,000 payment Cohen has said he made to porn star Stormy Daniels.

Lawyers for Cohen and a spokesman for the FBI's New York field office did not immediately respond to CNBC's requests for comment"

Registering for a conference. Let's see how that goes:

What the actual... OpenGL bindings for Bash? Has science gone too far?
https://opensource.com/article/18/4/opengl-bindings-bash
https://www.nrdvana.net/cmdlinegl/
https://github.com/nrdvana/CmdlineGL

Make up your minds.

Sent a card to Fundacja Bęc-Zmiana.

Will send another one from a different place tomorrow.

I implore you to do the same. Reminder: a nice, artsy Polish NGO received an antisemitic postcard. I think they deserve receiving a lot of #LoveFromFediverse.

Address, again:

Fundacja Bęc-Zmiana
Mokotowska 65/17
00-533 Warszawa
Poland

Thank you for all your boosts, and especially to all those who send a postcard to make their day a bit brighter.

*too close to microphone*
- I like this comic.

/via https://satwcomic.com/launching-money-into-space

putting "cloud" in "mastodon.cloud"

> be me
> go into a restaurant
> before even asking try "Restaurantname2017", "Restaurantname2018", etc as WiFi passwords
> "RestaurannameRestaurantname" works
> be like:

I got like over9000 new followers today and here I am shitposting.

Eh.

Bear with me.

“Panera takes data security very seriously and this issue is resolved"