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The guardian have given him a 7.

Does anybody hate anything as much as the guardian hates the working class?

The only exception to my anti-royalty beliefs is if we make Jordan Henderson king

I’m so happy and proud for Daniel Sturridge, btw

Trying not to take the silence here too personally.

Is anybody even still on .social any more?

Think it was a different dissertation related nightmare but my wife said at one point I was ‘whimpering’ in my sleep

Had a nightmare last night that I’d accidentally left the words ‘Wet, Wet, Wet’ in my dissertation

Nothing has me closing a job advert quicker than reading the words ‘two stage interview process’

I have my life back now - I want to toot and read toots

So some teach me about instances please? What’s the good ones, how do I move?

By the way I did my dissertation on the guardian so you only imagine how much I hate journalists right at this very point

Pretending to read this giant copy of Ulysses as a radical act of self care / to own the centrists

Anxiety off the scale so I’m hiding in a corner of Gower Street Waterstones, trying to sum up the ability to read.

Send drinks!

Done, bitches.

Printed, bound, delivered with 15 minutes to spare.

What breakdown?

At work this morning - vaguely complicated looking excel spreadsheet on one (more visible) screen, my bullshit essay on the one that faces away

The day after my deadline is payday so it’s good that god wants me to buy myself loads of gifts as a reward for finishing uni

Tomorrow after my deadline (5pm) can someone show me how to get on one of the good instances?

bow down before my mediocrity