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a beacon of hope in times critics have called "troubled"

Nothing like a stank-ass urinal to remind you that god isn't real

Imagine if you didn't have to brush your teeth and every 6 months god just shat some new chomps right into your pie-catcher.

pop tarts

Another genderless insult you can use at the beach 

butthole

don't you hate when you're making a pound of spaghetti and your dad comes over like "hoo boy that's mucho spagucho you got there"

By all accounts, this movie should not exist. But it does, and there's a (now-deleted) IMDb review that had me shooketh in the raw.

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Jon Header and Diedrich Bader return, but are accompanied by John Cena, the Undertaker, and company

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It features themes of penguins, and coming out 10 years after the original

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Did you guys know that 2017 saw the release of the wrestling-themed Surf's Up 2: Wavemania?

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