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I asked my 4 year old whether Ben Shapiro really believes the stupid shit he says or if he just has tremendous contempt for the intelligence of his followers, and my son said, "mommy, why are you like this"

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Yesterday morning I heard a bird singing and was like "Aw sweet, spring at last!"

Today I'd throw rocks at this fucker outside my window if it'd stop it from chirping

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@billiebeta@octodon.social brought an wonderful retrocomputing specimen to NYC Resistor today: the amazing ThinkPad 701C "Butterfly"

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(to a spider sitting above me while i shower) honestly you know that i love you and support everything you bring to the community of this apartment but can you not do this right now

@lipsticksocialist we just moved in and in one room the light switch is just completely on the "wrong" wall. If I go in there in the dark I irrationally get the urge to just burn the whole house down

Every little thing at Home Depot costs $6. I just want a sanding block

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I can't even tell how ironic my shitposting is anymore. I think I've succumbed to Irony Poisoning

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My biggest worry when making comics is hitting the "well I'm not reading all this shit" point that some comics hit for me.

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My boy @Gargron made it into the Washington Post!!!

*dumps an entire cooler full of gatorade on @Gargron*

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Working my way through this Haskell book: haskellbook.com/

It's pretty great so far.

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