Sovrim Terraquian @salameleon@mastodon.social

"Well that's not very professional" said someone in response to me posting a picture of a politician flipping off Donald Trump.

Sorry, but you don't get to complain about "professional" behavior given the racist asshat who seized power with the help of a foreign government.

You especially don't get to complain if you literally never talk to me except to complain about my posts of far-left political content. If you don't like it, why do you even read what I post?

If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be a mechanically plucked chicken, try using an epilator on your stomach and chest.

I've split this up over the last two days and I'm still reaching the point where it hurts enough that I think I'd be sick if I continued for any longer. Need to have a day 3 tomorrow perhaps.

Okay. Getting that level BLINDFOLDED was absolutely insane. Is Cliffy human or a TAS? #SGDQ2018

#SGDQ2018 #HugTheGoat

Also I'm not crying you're crying.

Out of curiosity, yesterday I looked up how men's and women's clothing sizes compare in case I ever get up the nerve to actually shop for such things. This was in a private window, on DuckDuckGo, with scripts and other third-party content heavily filtered.

Somehow half of my "recommended for you" section on Amazon today is women's clothing.

Not sure if this is a creepy coincidence or if it's just become impossible to avoid information leaking like that.

Apparently there's a massive network outage right now affecting most internal services. Almost everything is down. It seems like a DNS issue.

But at least this means my fuckup from earlier pales in comparison

I introduced a code change yesterday that had a logical defect: It breaks with an error when there's not a new file, it runs daily, but on average we get a new file once a month. Thus, lack of a new file shouldn't be a failure condition. Oops.

However, due to the obvious error, I also discovered that the previous line of code - which I didn't change - also isn't working correctly and needed a fix. So by inadvertently introducing a more obvious bug I unmasked a subtle one.

Did a genetic testing thing since I was adopted and it turns out I am *extremely* white.

Though it is mildly amusing that I've always enjoyed English breakfast tea and, from this breakdown, there's a reasonable chance that one of my biological parents was a first-generation emigrant from the UK.

Oh, now it turns out the person who said he was going to do a thing that will take 45 minutes didn't even start it and won't until he's out of a meeting.

This means that when he does finish it, it'll be nearly 2:30, leaving me less than three hours to check the 150 or so changes and hope nothing went wrong.

The sooner the entire department responsible for this stuff gets fired and replaced, the better.

I feel like it's taking all the willpower I can manage to not just have a breakdown at my desk right now.

Two things "broke" this morning and I had to fix them even though they're not my responsibility.

I have been informed of a mandatory after hours meeting tomorrow that will mostly consist of damaging the already low morale here.

I'm having to work "with" someone who is making unreasonably small steps and is making me manually check everything he does do.

I don't want to be here.

Trying to decide what I want to do with a quiet Tuesday evening is hard.

Getting a steroid shot in my left hand was thoroughly unpleasant but it seems to have fixed the mobility issues I was having. It's nice having the full range of motion in that hand again.

Apparently the technical lead is badly misinterpreting or utterly failing to communicate changes mandated by a security team who can't keep their story straight when challenged to explain what exactly is the problem we're being told to solve.

Somehow this becomes my problem because the guy who allegedly has 20 years experience has no idea what he's doing and I'm stuck trying to explain things to him that someone with a tenth his experience should know in his sleep.

Seriously though. If a standard such as "don't mock austic people" is too high a behavioral standard for you, I don't want to know you.

Apparently some people find "Hey, lay off the offensive bullshit" to be an invitation to start spamming it even more aggressively.

At least these platforms have a block function.

Trying to look less masculine but I'm not sure this is working and I'm not sure what will help.

Having one of those days where the mere fact I have testicles feels incorrect and at least mildly inconvenient. Also feeling rather over-aware of the fact I don't have anything in my closet that is more feminine than a light purple dress shirt.