My nomination for the worst user interface ever: #gnupg
I don't know even where to start
gpg: WARNING: no command supplied. Trying to guess what you mean ...
gpg: Go ahead and type your message ...
gpg: processing message failed: Unknown system error
gpg: signing failed: Invalid IPC response
gpg: [stdin]: clear-sign failed: Invalid IPC response
@saper that's also true :P