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it's a bit of a mouthful, but it gets the message across, I reckon
OK, is there a food and cooking-based instance yet, please?
I think toots would be excellent for sharing short recipes.
Squirrel being cutely stereotypical in the park, from this morning.
@algorev @Corvusheart there is a spirit in the woods
If you ever doubt the usefulness of your efforts, remember that a substantial amount of trees are planted by squirrels hiding nuts and then forgetting where they put 'em
*looks at local timeline*
Maybe I should do some of that 'brand building' I've heard so much about
*scratches self, then unceremoniously catches a stray yawn*
that seems too high energy for me, tbqh
me: if they don't leave a message then it wasn't important
phone: leaves a message
me: well i ain't listening to that shit
I was on an early walk and found a guy staring at the telephone wires. I turned to see what he might be looking at, and he held a finger to his lips to quiet me. He whispered, “there’s a mockingbird up there. If you listen, he’ll ring like a bell.”
So we stood there in silence, and then the little bird opened his mouth and sang chimes to us. He rang like a bell.
The stranger and I looked at each other, then smiled and laughed as we went our separate ways. That was a nice way to start a day.
broke: emulating games is a crime so it's bad
woke: emulating games, while technically a crime, is one of the only reasonable ways to gain access to many old games considered cult classics today, and should be encouraged in the interest of preserving art
bespoke: emulating games is a crime, so it's good
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