pissboy @sarsonist@mastodon.social
- pronouns
- he/him
- tired?
- yeah
- favorite color?
- seven
i only come on this site when im half asleep so i can never tell if my toots are ACTUALLY funny
Joined Dec 2018
hey yall its been raining for 48 hours, there's slush instead of snow on the ground, and i got pizza rolls, how's ur day going
nevermind gn say it back or else
just saw a whole peen and no one is liking my last toot i think tonight i shall die
how do jolly ranchers stay so jolly
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yall drop an 
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one day i'll see that picture of a cat that dunked its head in nacho cheese again..
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WHy YouU mAadd
cAuAse mY buSSY pOpps SEvverEly
anDb YoUres DonTah
pissboy
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a bitch has been conked the fuck out all day. retoot this post if your sleep cycle supremely off the fuckin tits 
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retoot this if you wouldn't mind your icon defending you in a fist fight
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so many unfiltered cocks
is this the price of freedom
pissboy
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john green is in my fucking house
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hey ladies...... did you know........ that uh......... *transforms into a crab*
pissboy
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where are all these nastey homestucks coming from, myself included
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this feels like alternate timeline tumblr but with more kinnies
pissboy
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this feels a lot like twitter but also a groupchat
pissboy
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If you're not a rat you don't deserve rights
- pronouns
- he/him
- tired?
- yeah
- favorite color?
- seven
i only come on this site when im half asleep so i can never tell if my toots are ACTUALLY funny
Joined Dec 2018
