"If you had good parents, you probably <extremely unrelatable experience>"
Finally a natural language gives me the tools to capture what's really in my heart:
"All boffins are wankers!"
You can identify an alpha male by the way he glitches out, crashes, and spontaneously deletes your files.
Beta does less of that, but can be distinguished by sloppy or unprofessional presentation.
Honestly better to wait for a stable release.
if this is a hack, is that considered responsible disclosure or...? #hawaii
When I die I would like my ashes to be spread, just a bit, into every fancy Silicon Valley buffet. Also, better add a bit more cyanide to be sure.
all computers should boot to a message which says “CAUTION: this is a computer. Are you sure you want to continue? (y/N)”
εxodus has found at least 5 games embedding Alphonso tracker: https://reports.exodus-privacy.eu.org/trackers/82/
"Alphonso listens to audio signals in TV advertisements and is included in games and other apps for children."
I haven't been posting here lately, but I feel compelled to inform you of this:
This kitten just sprinted down very noisily from somewhere in the attic, down the stairs, across the house, finally to jump onto my chest and immediately curl up purring.
2008: "Includes support for Windows, Mac, and Linux"
Oh wow, how convenient! I really appreciate talented developers who write good cross-platform code and accomodate to users of multiple operating systems!
2018: "Includes support for Windows, Mac, and Linux"
Oh great, another fucking Electron app 🙄
2017 me, emerging from DeLorean, to 1995 me:
So, this new 'Pentium' chip, turns out the whole 'speculative execution' road is a bit of a mistake. Yes it makes Doom faster but 22 years later all our computer systems are hacked each week by gangs of roaming cyber-criminals wearing vintage 80s micros as cosmetic jewellery on their leather jackets
1995 me (stuck in E1M2): Got it, Doom will get faster
2017 me: Did you even hear a word I said? I said the 80s are going to be fashionable again.
🤔 hmm the way people use CWs on mastodon makes them kinda like subject lines for e-mails
🙃 oops subject lines are now CWs
CW: A message from Richard Stallman
CW: You have 96 notifications, 1 poke and 1 group invite
CW: Your credit card statement is ready
CW: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn
me on twitter:
<posts some garbage>
<oh no, is it too garbagey now?>
<maybe it's just right, let's leave it alone>
me on masto:
Endless Ocean is a weird game that I loved a bunch when I was a kid.
You uh well you just kinda swim around and explore. You also get to learn about fish by petting them.
You can pet a nautilus and a praya dubia. This is a vv good game.
I’m up late, my birdsite tl is quiet and my masto is drunk, merry Christmas to all~