Richard Samul @scascot@mastodon.social
Brewer, Medieval Re-Creationist, Mac Evangelist, graphic artist, web designer, geek
Ruya Kadir
30 June 2015 - 2 July 2018
Stabbed to death at her birthday party on Saturday by a piece of shit who was angry because he was kicked out of his apartment for selling drugs.
Rest In Peace, sweet girl.
So, I found this item on Amazon called “Premier Deck Chair For Sheep”, and I’m all “WTF?”
I kid you not: A deck chair. For sheep. And I gotta tell ya, that last picture? That’s one happy sheep.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M26BH0P/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_pDUnBb0HSQT6J
We can barely put 6 people in orbit at the same time, and even then, we have to rely on a foreign country to do it for us. But Spanky wants Space Rangers. Sure.
I want the drugs he’s taking, because mine just ain’t cutting it.
Today, I crossed 45 lbs. lost.
Words cannot describe when I first saw my scale go from ERR to giving me a number earlier this year. Today, I got that same feeling.
I turn 50 next weekend. I won’t do it at over 500 lbs. BEST. BIRTHDAY. PRESENT. EVER.
Thank you, LoseIt!
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This graph from the LoseIt! app tells the story.
See that spike on the left? That’s at 520 lbs. I had to use the ER scale to weigh at a doctor appointment. I was mortified and knew something had to change.
When I started at the beginning of the year, I didn’t have an accurate weight, so I went with 500, the max my scale could weigh, which is that long plateau you see.
Even though the app only shows 25 lbs. lost (it thinks I started at 500), I know the true number.
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New blog: “...that is your oath”
New blog: Commenting
Side note: this is why I loathe having to have a Windows machine for that one little task that can’t be done on a *NIX machine. Deleting files shouldn’t require a g*ddamn google search.
Windows Disk Cleanup.
Because we don’t trust you enough to put files in the recycle bin and then authenticate with your admin password like a big boy or girl.
Just back from seeing Solo: A Star Wars Story, and I have mixed emotions.
I’ll have to think on this and write a blog post tomorrow. Right now, I’ll say that I don’t regret spending money to see it.
New blog: Winter is (metaphorically) coming.
http://scascot.onuniverse.com/posts/winter-is-metaphorically-coming
Blog post: Suicide and Redemption
So, here’s a thing.
Just in case you thought Flat Earth theory couldn’t get any more stupid: the Flat Earth is a “pond” on the Great Ice Ball. Which may or may not be hollow.
The Flat Earth. Exists on a sphere.
Flat. On a sphere.
The Earth itself can’t possibly be a sphere. Because that would be stupid.
Leave me alone, human.
Florida woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of...wait for it...wait for it...crystal meth.
Working theory: there is always more debris in the gutter than originally estimated.
Small towns and suburbs.
You know, places you’re most likely to find NRA members and “gun culture”.
Surely it’s a coincidence.
