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sam! @scjsundae@mastodon.social

imagine doing a white dude Shepard on purpose lmfao

every time somebody uses he/him pronouns for the main character of mass effect i have no earthly idea who they're talking about for a minute

there are as many good drivers as there are good cops

maybe I'll use masto to dox all the drivers who try to kill me every day

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a sugar daddy to pay for amusement park tickets

"this position is unpaid"
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"must have access to reliable transportation to suburbs"
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"GIS proficiency strongly preferred"
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sam can't find work lol

beautiful day in my beautiful neighborhood, reading about another beautiful city on the opposite end of I-35

i don't goddamn understand who this giraffe is

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tech bloggers: mastodon is open source and allows 500 characters

me: mastodon is very queer and my friend

can't relate to people who have experiences

instead of all that I'm going to read my book

everyone else is here for the same reason i am tonight right?

they're watching the last season of terrace house on this season of terrace house, this is the best show ever made