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drew this in ms paint a few years back. think yall might like it.

Mastodon is communism because everyone shares one public dash

if you touch your elf on the shelf its mother won't take him back. you're killing that innocent elf. he can't go back to the north pole. you're killing him. you're killing hi

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

when life gives you lemons......... make lemon soup

Today is finally the day that I admit that I'm [REDACTED]

no matter what you’re going through
no matter how hard
no matter how taxing
no matter how emotional

the rats are there for you. always.
may the rats be with you

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