Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip@mastodon.social

so far i have found:
- old, backed-up blog posts where i complain about my job at the time and gush over the nintendo ds
- stuff sent to me by former co-workers
- obscure music from nobody bands that broke up in 2006
- a "games for windows" copy of fallout 3 for some reason
- lots of pornography
- a couple of abandoned projects of mine
- this

Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.

"You are fettered," said Satoshi, trembling. "Tell me why?"

"I wear the blockchain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I mined it signature by signature and hash by hash; I girded it on by my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to /you/?"

Satoshi trembled more and more.

"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself?"

#Christmas #Cats

No Gods, No Masters.

this is my stand, [OOOOOOOH BIG GAY]

https://cybre.space/media/GdfgQsuSnvl_VGS4N-E

Hi, I'm Sarah, a disabled translady who desperately needs a new home - I won't go into too much detail considering all the stories involved aren't mine to tell but suffice to say; I need to move sometime soon. Anyone know anyone in the Macon GA area that could help? Trans Housing Atlanta is already ruled out / hasn't been helpful *at all*.

boost to spread awareness https://awoo.space/media/7Dkt03Deyu5KBLl8UhQ

All your spoopy personas died on the way to their home planets. There you can just boost this

am helpin an elderly friend move trailer parks, and she bought an old 1987 RV just so she could get its space (trust me, was necessary)

i'm lookin for someone to tow it outta her life. it needs to go Thu 10/26 or Fri 10/27

27' 1987 Chevy Komfort
40k miles
non-op reg.
chevy 454 engine
has a book of paperwork, manuals
has title
VIN 1GBJP37W8H3311959

condition is super used, not all appliances work. prev. ppl lived in it ~6 years, so it's likely livable

batts dead but am told engine prob. runs. tires newish

so, free RV *if you can tow it ASAP*. email breakfastsake at gmail if interested

"Early Friday morning, a woman walked into Chicago's police headquarters with a clue that helped lead them to a man she said sexually assaulted her.

She handed police the man's testicles."

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=93267&page=1

Hi Mastodon I was laid off suddenly last month and I'm on the job hunt.

I am an experienced game developer in the Seattle area. I do game engineering and design, and I have skills in a bunch of areas including programming, visual design, illustration, and others.

My portfolio of work can be found here: http://www.unicodeunicorn.com/

If you're hiring please get in touch, if you'd like to help please boost. Thanks

#gamedev

boost if you'd fuck dot matrix https://mastodon.social/media/FWRRzN49nRKWecBmirs

boost if you'd pet scuzzy https://mastodon.social/media/42xmtT1_59dPRL4zPBI

boost if you'd call frisket a good boy https://mastodon.social/media/NsD0LlDt2Pxtotpdn6o

All girls are cute

Boost if you agree

Imagine you can only pick one:

A Bayonetta movie directed by the Wachowskis

A Matrix video game made by Platinum