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@senatormeow They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me too! Oh my gooooooooooooood!

everyone who doesn’t boost me is a coward

I used to sit around with my grandpa while he watched French New Wave films and old Castro speeches and I feel like that explains a lot about me

[checking out someone who could easily defeat me in physical combat] pfft

I open my wallet and a moth flies out. How did a moth survive in my wallet? Gotta be honest, I don’t have the desire to finish this post

ANTIQUES ROADSHOW DEALER: "And tell me, how did you come by this?"
me: well when grandma bought a pc in 1998 it came with this
ANTIQUES ROADSHOW DEALER: "This is just a copy of Microsoft Encarta, you know."
me: yes

thank god i had the sense of mind not to buy the jomny sun book

tfw my Cthulhu Invictus and Delta Green packages arrive on the same day B)

i guess maybe y'all were too young for that one...but your grandparents would love it

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