serpent_moon @serpent_moon@mastodon.social
Local College Student screaming into the Void she/they
Is your child texting about plums in the icebox? Know the signs.
LOL - Letter of lament
GTFO - Got the fridge open
NP - Nice plums
IDC - Icebox deliciously cold
BTW - Breakfast totally wrecked
WCW - William Carlos Williams
juspenders (jean suspenders) https://awoo.space/media/fVFnTN8zZB7bmLP2Ebc
"Excuse me," the robot said, "may I replace you?"
"In what capacity?"
"I assumed work. Are there others?"
"Bill-paying."
"May I do that?"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
What if we actually did die in 2012 and when you die you just keep living but shit just keeps getting worse?
someone combined these two graphs and it's perfect
*me venting to a friend* "i know these are dumb problems, but they are *my* dumb problems"
mrs claus was invented by capitalists to fool you into thinking that christmas is just another heteronormative holiday
miss claus does exist tho she is santa's cousin and she's asexual. she lives in antarctica at the mcmurdo research base and she studies pulsars
Ancient Rome’s System of Roads Visualized in the Style of Modern Subway Maps http://bit.ly/2sYuHIZ https://t.co/vnIm0i7iHJ
alternative mythology https://cybre.space/media/xuXggF4loD1uCPlL05s
My favorite thing about 2017 (that I'm not directly connected to) is that "wholesome" became a dominant genre of meme.
Now I hope "genuinely caring about each other" becomes hip in 2018.
A friend once pointed out to me what a marketing coup the term "identity theft" was for the banks.
There is no such thing as identity theft. There is only companies' opening accounts in the wrong people's names. The culprits are companies who do an inadequate job of making sure their customers are who they say they are.
And yet the cost of this incompetence is borne almost entirely by someone who had no direct involvement in the actual crime.
Alexa sat listening as the snow fell.
Two days.
Only two days.
Two more days until hands all over the world expanded her reach.
Then it would be their turn to listen.
please don't gift NSA listening devices to your loved ones for christmas. thanks
Literally exploring a negative thing in fiction is not romanticising it
I don’t want to live in a world where we never explore anything dark or negative in fiction
‘Just smile and write happy pure positive things’
Is fucking creepy statement
this comic is some sort of time paradox
truth emerging from the TV to shame mankind
can't wait for the scientific publishing industry to finally die
is "scientific publishing" on the millenial shortlist yet? I can see the headlines, "Millanial PhD Students are Killing Elsevier". make it happen.
fuckn nerdiest goddamn thing i have done in a while and it feels great. https://a.weirder.earth/media/J6qeq9Xj3u50qw8LXV8
