Funny, long story that will make you hate me when I'm done. Show more
Once upon a time, there was a man. This man was like any other man, save for one thing. He owned a black shark, and he kept it in a white pool. I know what you're thinking; why does he have a black shark in his white pool. Well, the man had a rule that he would never tell anyone, and that no one was supposed to ask him about it. He told everyone he became close with, "don't ask me about my black shark in my white pool."
I know that buying a screen protector at your service provider is a huge markup compared to buying it online, but fuck, they are good at installing them. No dust, no bubbles, nothin'. Belkin apparently has these little kits that's just like step by step to perfection. Both my new OnePlus 6T and my wife's new iPhone XR look fantastic.
Anyone in downtown #chicago know what that huge sound near water tower was. Sounded like a huge pop
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Woke up to pointed pains in my abdomen, now I'm just on the pot shitting out everything in my body. At least they aren't kidney stones
Husband. Goof. Maker. 3D printing. TTRPG. Video games. Escape rooms.
I am a fashion guru for ducks.
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