Max Magaña @sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
Husband. Goof. Maker. 3D printing. TTRPG. Video games. Escape rooms.
I am a fashion guru for ducks.
- Location
- Chicago, IL
Trying to explain to my wife why polygraph tests are worthless.
open chest
As a non-programmer, I feel a little out of place on Mastodon sometimes.
To be honest, I don't think Microsoft's secret Andromeda project is going to be a phone. MS shuttered work on Windows 10 Mobile in October.
hey if this post gets 1000 boosts then i'll be ashamed of a thousand of you
I normally only wear black jeans to work, because in don't really buy any other pants, but when it's 95 degrees out, on the day we're allowed to wear shorts to work, you best know I'm gonna wear shorts. Apparently this is a surprise to people
Given that Hi-Rez has already made a battle royale game based on their Paladins IP, I propose they turn their best IP into one.
Imagine it, Tribes Royale
Daily Reminder: Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop.
It kinda sucks that PBS has to broadcast The Great British Bake-Off as The Great British Baking show. My knowledge of British pop culture via Cats does Countdown has innoculated me to these lies.
It's kinda surreal to see Fortnite posting on Mastodon.
Is favoriting or boosting your own toot Mastobation?
Every time I open the federated timeline, it's just a bunch of anime avatars and Japanese characters, and I just have to run.
Got a new washer and dryer today. The dryer did a load in 90 minutes that would have taken our old dryer 4hrs.
Made spicy caramel chicken for dinner. Mouth is in heaven.
I don't get where this sudden surge of possum popularity has come from. The discord server I mod has a bunch of people who are super into possums. Is this a generational thing? Am I the old man who doesn't get it now?
Hehe, DuckDuckGo's quick view has a cached version of this wikipedia entry where Jesus has the middle name Herbert.
@jk Have you ever considered the possibility, as radical as it may be, that...
computer good?
So I missed out on buying one of the Windows Mixed Reality Lenovo headsets on sale for $200, but luckily I found one for the same price on ebay (new), with zero bids and 3hr left, and somehow I won.
Made a chicken karrage bowl and got to use the bowls and chopsticks my brother in law got us for our wedding.
Y he do dis?
