Funny, long story that will make you hate me when I'm done. Show more
Once upon a time, there was a man. This man was like any other man, save for one thing. He owned a black shark, and he kept it in a white pool. I know what you're thinking; why does he have a black shark in his white pool. Well, the man had a rule that he would never tell anyone, and that no one was supposed to ask him about it. He told everyone he became close with, "don't ask me about my black shark in my white pool."
Normal people: Pet peeve
@citrustwee : Pet peepeepoopoove
I think this should get spread as much as possible, so this person's life is ruined even more than the lives of the people he hurt through his negligence. https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/21/us/unlicensed-gun-dealing-washington-holdup-victims-invs/index.html
Drugs, violence Show more
I rolled a character who is an old drug manufacturer. One of our scores was to break into a warehouse of a gang called the Lampblacks, and steal a drug supply on behalf of a rival in the drug trade (our crew is less about drugs, more about stealth shit). We were asked to make it a loud affair, so I suggested, as a distraction, we kidnap a member of their gang, tie him up in the street outside the shop/storeroom, and set him on fire.
@Gargron How difficult would it be to implement a feature where you can opt to block/mute someone when submitting a report on them? Unless that is already implemented, in which case never mind I'm an unobservant moron.
@envgen imagine cats where they were so big, you couldnt measure them in feet, you could only measure them in cats
Husband. Goof. Maker. 3D printing. TTRPG. Video games. Escape rooms.
I am a fashion guru for ducks.
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