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If fathers are covered in skin, are forefathers covered in foreskin?

@sexybenfranklin this is one of those toots that someone, just someone needed to do but everyone was afraid except you, heck yeah 👏

@science like explorers before me, I blaze trails other are too afraid to tread

@franciecashman francie, I'm sorry, but it had to be asked. If not me, than someone else would have.

@franciecashman the universe is 13+ billion years old. The chance of this combination of words appearing in this order was basically inevitable.

@larrydavis my favorite response to the toot was just my first name. It cut so deep.

@larrydavis @sexybenfranklin No matter how mamy times I use the word foreskin it never appears in my phone's predictive text

@sexybenfranklin you absolute pervert, why would my father have skin.

@breakfastgolem I'm going to get into a medical journal documenting a condition called "good-toot blindness"

@breakfastgolem I just assumed your silence had been a tacit acceptance of the need to ask hard and uncomfortable questions.

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