Shahaan 🇨🇦 @shahaan@mastodon.social

his reasoning is that he ate undercooked chicken for several days and didn't get sick, so it's not a thing. his group is desperately trying to convince him not to eat raw chicken while he insists that he likes it "medium rare"

just heard a student announce to his groupmates in the most authoritative voice that salmonella is a myth

English native-speakers: "English is the hardest language on the planet! We say "read" and "read" differently sometimes!"
Everyone else:

This is your god?

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#privacy #optout #creditcard #servicetweet #servicetoot

**Doctors treating Ebola flee DR Congo's east amid deadly violence**

"Doctors Without Borders staff say a group wielding machetes and sticks attacked its health facilities on Tuesday night."

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/12/doctors-treating-ebola-flee-dr-congo-east-deadly-violence-191205013829630.html

#news #bot

Standard Notes is a simple and private notes app for #ubuntu. It syncs your notes securely across all your devices, including your Android devices, Windows, iOS, and the Web.
http://bit.ly/2DIXGrC

"Simply put, the fact that Disney rented out The Muppets to Facebook is a huge warning sign that they don’t know what to do with these icons..." https://tedium.co/2019/12/03/muppets-facebook-portal-controversy

I just played my second match of Fortnite ever and won. This game is dumb. 😆

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentathol.

Why are people so insensitive about sharing kids' photos on #socialmedia ?

India should make these a thing of the past, they do not comport with "normalcy."

I complained about bad faith overanalysis and the person in question unfollowed me and decided to whine about how I'm wokescolding them or whatever. Grow up. I'm free to complain about your bad jokes

Right. This might just convince me to turn non vegetarian

i think being angry at purism has given me the strength to sit up and be angry at wordpress which in turn has given me the strength to work on code

Birdsite suspends a dude for not liking baby yoda...

https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/twitter-suspends-man-for-hoping-star-wars-character-dies-painfully-1.4707645

Sir David Attenborough has said it is ‘too late’ to reverse climate change and warned of mass civil unrest if steps aren’t taken to address the crisis. https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/30/sir-david-attenborough-says-late-reverse-climate-change-11244918/

Like, I know I'm being manipulated by Baby Yoda, I can *feel* it happening, but I legitimately don't mind. Whoever designed that motherfucker deserves an award for so blatantly coming at all of us like this.