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i was gonna have a threesome w/ grimes until i got high
i was gonna stay CEO through the quarter but then i got high
now im under SEC investigation and i know why
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high

was going to secure saudi funding before i got high
i coulda waited and i coulda gone private but i got high
now im crying on the phone to goldman sachs and i know why (why man?)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

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