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Woke up to a strange crackling noise at 5am. Went downstairs to find the cat had broken into the hallway closet, dragged or knocked an 8.5 llb bag of food into the hallway, then ripped its throat out and was feasting on the innards. BAD BOY.

@shingworks that's the face of a cat who has *zero* regrets and would do it again in a heartbeat

@fricklefrack now he's downstairs crying because I put the foodbag on the top shelf where he can't reach it

@shingworks smh cannot believe you would starve him like this!!!!!!!!