In other news, is butter lettuce?
I love River Monsters but sometimes I question this guys dedication to the scientific process
jeremy wade: But are these fish killers? I'm going to test this theory the only way I know how...
me: please don't say by fucking around in the water with them
jeremy: ... by covering myself in fish guts and absolutely 100% fucking around in the water with them
my river monsters fan monster, it's the ultimate killer... a bull shark and a giant stingray slammed together, humanity has no chance
me after dinner
the only apology I think most people would accept is a personal one from the organizers, and a promise to recoup as much of the $ as possible to return to people affected. Obviously a ton of money will never come back but damn, do not say irresponsible things like this? "your dollars were donated to the future"? yikesss
oh god i was just looking at horse refs and found this pic of a horse poncho and almost spit out my drink
In other news no I have not watched too much survivor and also need to get rid of these mushrooms growing out of my watermelon plant, why do you ask
THANKS DUDE defs was not home to myself or millions of my direct family or anything
My feet are trapped under this dramatic croissant
The cat is making such an ugly face rn that I have to shame him lol
hashtag chaotic era
cat vs two doorstops (2018)
gravid with souls
Still mad, but at least the sun finally came out!
The Face Shrine is coming along nicely