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Whenever I see an anime girl with one of those red armband things I always half-expect it to be a Nazi armband

Dear parents,

Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at some really nicely formatted ANSI C code

tired of your computer constantly being low on battery? try this one simple trick!

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๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•
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๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“
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๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•
๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•
๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•

Welcome baby? Pff, couldn't have even been bothered to put the kid's name in the balloon. Sure shows how much they care.

I need an android launcher that sorts apps not by name but by icon colour cos surprisingly often I'm like, "I need that thing with the red circle" and I can't remember what it's called

Plus another 7 or so minutes before I left a different skirmish

(bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom) x4
mister sandman, bring me some sand
ground shells and rocks, pour it into my hand
give it a couple cute little hermit crabs
that crawl around and hide in stray bottle caps

sandman (bom bom bom bom bom bom)
i'm so alone
give me a terrarium i'll call my own
bits of driftwood would be graaaaaand
mister sandman, bring me some sand

Voat is basically 4chan in a digestable Reddit-like format

I wonder what effect it would have on the world if we changed primary-education classrooms to put zero stigma on saying "I don't know" or giving a wrong answer.

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We have wild parrots in my neighborhood and they always sound like they're right on top of you. They're that fuckin loud