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wait.. so you're telling me.. not every girl is gay? the fuck?

oh oh i am so defenseless right now it would be such a shame if the staff were to steal my bones

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GUYS!!!! I HAVE RABIES FOR REAL THIS TIME !!!!! ! ! ! ! πŸ˜€ 🌈

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nico ate my toes and all i got was this shirt

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who's getting deactivated?? hide behind me kinnies

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Whenever I walk into a room the Seinfeld theme plays please help me

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The best Mastodon meme was when we told each other how much we loved and cared for one another

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One day my bones will betray me. I am ready

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just finished my lobotomy at claires! 😘

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10 followers til the sex number,,, oh shit,,,,,,,

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gonna be controversial here

ketchup kinda sucks
unless its for fries

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