sometimes i see how hard my friends work to get so little and i feel violently proud of them for surviving but also immensely sad that we ever have to
my dude you meet MY standards, i'm already risking murder by even looking at you fools
dudes out here like "i don't care if women message me first!' like they're being progressive instead of trying to play shit low risk
it's........it's not a GOOD thing chad
will men on okcupid
stop using "jack of all trades master of none"
honey i wouldn't even call you a cab
why is it the skinniest weedy fishbelly hwhite nerds in jcpenney's suits that want you to call them daddy