i am making soup for everyone's dinner today and it's fine but i am also really tired
never forget ' - '
i never ever expect it or ask for it, i only go when i'm too tired to cook and i can pay?? but i'm a regular and it's so flattering to know it counts
a good thing: my fave local regular spot was happy to see me and comped my breakfast so yay free meal
anyways sorry i shoulda tagged that i guess
maybe we can like. stop shooting black women first, that might be a good first step
look. LOOK. we have done this Non Politician For Prez thing TWICE. T W I C E now. and both times our country has been tanked.
god even the news is getting in on this OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT fanfic shit
dear internet people pls stop just retweeting my thingies and buy them you heathens
henlo masto i am on 🅱️ aycation and i wish i had enough money to stay on it forever
and i only noticed when i went to stand up this morning and it sounded like applause at a poetry night
the airbed i am sleeping on is real comf and won't deflate for shit but somehow it's WRECKING MY BACK
oh god it's so nice to be in a house where i get to hear nintendo music instead of fucking moby pandora station
this is so comf i highly recommend 10 outta 10