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bellyaching, sorta ideation Show more

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bellyaching, sorta ideation Show more

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i am making soup for everyone's dinner today and it's fine but i am also really tired

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i never ever expect it or ask for it, i only go when i'm too tired to cook and i can pay?? but i'm a regular and it's so flattering to know it counts

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a good thing: my fave local regular spot was happy to see me and comped my breakfast so yay free meal

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maybe we can like. stop shooting black women first, that might be a good first step

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look. LOOK. we have done this Non Politician For Prez thing TWICE. T W I C E now. and both times our country has been tanked.

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god even the news is getting in on this OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT fanfic shit

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dear internet people pls stop just retweeting my thingies and buy them you heathens

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henlo masto i am on πŸ…±οΈ aycation and i wish i had enough money to stay on it forever

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and i only noticed when i went to stand up this morning and it sounded like applause at a poetry night

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the airbed i am sleeping on is real comf and won't deflate for shit but somehow it's WRECKING MY BACK

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oh god it's so nice to be in a house where i get to hear nintendo music instead of fucking moby pandora station

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