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when
will men on okcupid
stop using "jack of all trades master of none"

why is it the skinniest weedy fishbelly hwhite nerds in jcpenney's suits that want you to call them daddy

yt dudes really out here like 'i'm attracted to this v specific kind of hot woman' looking like feet ready for spring break ten years ago

SOMEONE has to be like 'u dingdongs you're hearing an echo of our feet, lmao what'

things are not entertaining without that contrast!!! i don't wanna watch a bunch of scared idiots walk around all agreeing that they hear footsteps

man buzzfeed unsolved has solved my one major issue with most ghost hunting shows in that ONE OF THEM DOES NOT BELIEVE SHIT FOR A GOOD GODDAMN

i have so much to do that i'm starting to get work paralyzed again x_x it's like i know there's a ghost in the house and i'm ABOUT to peep around the corner and see it

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