people who sleep flat on their backs are cops
@shriekingmarxist Literally how do they do that?
Bodies are fucking weird.
I get told I move a lot in my sleep, but this is hard for me to imagine cuz I sleep on couches and public transit pretty frequently, neither of which is conducive to rolling around. On my stomach I absolutely can't breath though, that one's right out.
@shriekingmarxist further to your point, if they sleep with both arms above the covers, straight at their sides, with the covers pulled right up to their necks, they're cops in a Warner Bros. cartoon
@shriekingmarxist I figured out how to do this while my arm was broken and then kept it up for like five years but then started drowning in my own face in that position
@shriekingmarxist listen any other way kills my back!
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