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man grapefruit is so rude. how u gonna have a good name and then then taste like THAT

I woke up at 7:30 AM. On a Saturday. Say what?

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When you're browsing on Firefox and you accident open in a new window instead of a new tab.

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Yesterday I woke up at 12:00. Today I need to wake up at 07:00. Wish me luck.

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musicposting; donkey kong country 

When public transit check-in gates take just that little bit longer to open than normal..

Too many times I have walked into them

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"Will blockchain work for my game?"

That depends. Does your design call for a database that requires network connectivity to other players and is extremely slow and CPU-intensive to access? If so, you're in luck!

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The lasts UI update for the youtube android app broke the back key and it is stupid. Now I cannot go back to my previous video if I touched a recommendation by accident

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Did you know that you don't need to use link shorteners (, etc.) on Mastodon? All links, no matter how long, only count for 23 characters against your 500 limit!

(And since link shorteners are bad for user experience and break the web, there's almost no good reason to use 'em! 😄)

Don't turn off your PC. This will take a while.

I allowed it to happen at 15:00, because I was sick of the popup. Now, almost 20 minutes later, it's still at 3%...

The freaking "Wait an hour" button for Windows 10 updates doesn't even wait an hour. It just pops back up within 30 minutes. Does time at Microsoft run twice as fast or something? Doesn't Microsoft understand people have fucking work to do on a Tuesday at 15:16? Fucking hell

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