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*oprah voice, pointing*

[right] You’re not a proper leftist! [left] You’re not a proper leftist! [middle] You’re not a proper leftist! [wildy at random] You’re not a proper leftist!

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“I think I’m getting the hang of this”

starts writing “my bussy is big af...

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@simmo i will stand bravely against these toots, while endorsing the very good and valid drag badger (the badger in drag)

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im committed to excellence in tooting

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Drag badger, the badger in drag, is my nemesis on this site - and they’re winning

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@simmo *goes on rant about drag badger, the badger in drag*

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drag badger, the badger in drag, is CANCELLED

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im a pepsi reply guy, AND I HAVE RIGHTS

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why does winnie the pooh refuse to wear trousers?? im not showing my son pictures of that pervert

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It’s something unpredictable
but in the end it’s right
I hope you have a borat voice my wife

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mastodon is like victorian-era england in that everyone is unfathomably and uncontrollably horny, but also being horny is illegal

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Me: "its healthy to eat a kombucha scoby." Lol! :-)

Girl: not funny. Thats digusting

/me starts freaking out and screaming like Rain Man

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