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*oprah voice, pointing*

[right] You’re not a proper leftist! [left] You’re not a proper leftist! [middle] You’re not a proper leftist! [wildy at random] You’re not a proper leftist!

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youre so vain was actually written about liam gallagher from noels perspective

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the mother we share was actually written about liam gallagher from noels perspective

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if theyd named vine "craic" instead so the slogan was do it for the craic it would never have gone under

did I break radtown with my helltoot?

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“I think I’m getting the hang of this”

starts writing “my bussy is big af...

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@simmo i will stand bravely against these toots, while endorsing the very good and valid drag badger (the badger in drag)

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im committed to excellence in tooting

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Drag badger, the badger in drag, is my nemesis on this site - and they’re winning

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@simmo *goes on rant about drag badger, the badger in drag*

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drag badger 

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drag badger, the badger in drag, is CANCELLED

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im a pepsi reply guy, AND I HAVE RIGHTS

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why does winnie the pooh refuse to wear trousers?? im not showing my son pictures of that pervert

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