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My parents’ puppy is so fucking cute imma stick my head in a piano

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before youre about to toot something, ask yourself: is it kind? is it necessary? does it need to be said by you? if you answer no to all these things click toot

im so cold work is freezing why dont we have heaters

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Frogs Are Gay Culture, Its True, Because I Am A Frog

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are you prepared for the kind of glitter i piss, little man?

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Damn I found my phone, I was typing with it this whole time

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kris is just a living math problem person
they just walk through the cafeteria stealing spoons from people's hands because they want to build something with it
they go the store and get 30 packs of oreos and fully intend to eat all of them
alphys eventually just stops using nondescript names and just uses kris' name in every problem

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who wants a headpat? i'm accepting both appointments and walk-ins

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Ghibli movies are wonderful and full of hope, but remind me of all of my character faults. How can I imagine to be so adventurous and full of strength?

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