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every gay bitch is doing this and my first impression was bad enough so heres my commission sheet

I dunno, I ain't ever seen a Luigi like this before 🤔🤔🤔

my favorite anime character is me, fuck you guys

every gay bitch is doing this and my first impression was bad enough so heres my commission sheet

You know it’s a real shame I’m not dating a cute monster girl rn

Wisdom comes from the rocks. And the sand. And the windbeaten, gnarled bushes. The crevasses on the old man's face. The darkness and the pinpricks of light.

The whitehouse got its name from being covered in cum

We all start our lives in the womb, why don't we end them there too?

My name is Lynne Sbian. I'm a twenty-four-year-old bune. I've seen every horrible shitpost in existence, and I have never killed anyone.
There are MILLIONS of tooters just like me, and we're getting sick of people like you blaming your problems on us.
Ignorance causes violence, not shitposting. Man up and take re-- oh jesus christ. i just saw the roomba toot. never mind. fuck this. someone has to die for this

remembering that person i saw once who was kin with peter griffin and god

Santa Got Arrested For Felonious Embezzlement So I’m Santa Now. Retoot This And I’ll Tell You What I’m Planning To Send You For Christmas

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